Split Stream

 

Good morning.

"What's with the two streams? It's bad enough trying to aim first thing in the morning with a raging hard-on but this makes a real mess!"

I'm pretty sure all guys have experienced this at one time or another.

According to the Cleveland Clinic, if it happens all the time, it could be any number of things: urethral Stricture, Prostatitis, Meatal Stenosis (a partial blockage), Urethral Polyps. In which case, you should see your doctor or urologist.

Commonly, it's caused by a bit of semen stuck inside the urethra, or on the tip, after an ejaculation.

It can also be a bit of pre-cum that may have accompanied those nocturnal erections.

If you don't clear the urethra after you cum,

or if it's pre-cum from a nighttime boner, you can avoid the spraying, split stream by giving the very tip a gentle squeeze to open the urethra before you let loose.

Midweek Mirth

 

Good morning.

Well, everything got interrupted yesterday when my wife had car troubles and I never got the chance to finish my blog rounds or post.

Midweek Mirth

This one's for Maddie:

HAPPY WEDNESDAY

Shenanigans

 

Good morning.

Watched Civil War over the weekend. 

A fictional outcome of the upcoming election.  I hope we manage to overcome the shenanigans being perpetrated; the "engineered violence" with the eating of pets in Springfield, Ohio (a conspiracy theory deliberately started to incite the MAGA base); a second [staged] "assassination attempt" to garner sympathy and votes (maybe I've become to cynical to think otherwise); the rigging of election laws and committees. Perhaps then we can avoid what happens in the film.

Actually it's been since 2008 with the "Birther" movement.